Men and women think totally differently. And nowhere is this truer than when it comes to sex and how we view the other, naked that is. Men are slowly learning (at least some of them) that their penises are not as big of a deal to women as they think (no matter how big it is). But what about the rest of your body, guys? Well, here’s exactly what she’s thinking…
Unless you’re a fireman, or play one on TV, many women get a bit concerned if you’re overly ripped. They start to think things like, “when is he NOT at the gym?” and “How long before he accidentally hugs me to death?”
Your Facial Hair
“A man should run his face the way he runs his life” ~ Anonymous. While I don’t know who said that, it means your facial hair shouldn’t be so wild that it looks like your life’s a mess, nor should it be so well kept that it looks like the hair on your face is all you care about.
Never let anything two inches above the knee ever be exposed to sunlight. A man’s thighs are meant to be felt, not seen.
You don’t necessarily have to have that V-shape to your lower abdomen, (aka: V-Line Abs, or, Sex Lines). Although many women do love it. Realistically though, all your stomach has to be is more this ‘|’, than this ‘)’ – and you’re good.
See those feet? That’s the feet on 99.9% of men. Hairy, discolored toenails, gross, with even grosser sandals. If you’re under the age of 25 and surf for a living, go ahead and show your feet. Anything else and please, hide them from the world.
“With great scent comes great responsibility.” ~ anonymous. In other words; shower, and, never in your life be smelt wearing cologne you find in a pharmacy.
We’ve got bad news for many of you men. The tables are turning on this part of you. Far too long have women been subjected to the harshest of criticism on their booties, forcing them to run to the gym after work, performing all sorts of weird pretzel lifts with that stupid red rubber ball. Now it’s your turn men. Shape up (your ass), or we’ll ship you out.
Your Body Hair
Ever heard the saying, “Everything in moderation” before? Nowhere does this apply more than to the hair on your chest. You don’t need to be bald like a baby, but if the hair is starting to come out from the neck of your shirt, please visit your local waxing salon, ASAP.
The Hair On Your Head
Losing your hair? Then keep this following image in mind; if you’re starting to look like George Costanza, then you need to go ahead and make yourself look even more like Telly Savalas. If you’ve only got half a head of hair, you gotta let it all go guys.
The Hair Down There
Far too many men have yet to get the memo on this area. If you are one of them reading this, then here it is: Keep it neat and trim. Never should your pubic hair outdo your package. Plus, when you trim or shave it, it makes “It” look bigger – which is never a bad thing.