Good for you, you workout. Even better that you found the discipline to get your ass to the gym. Now, all you need to do is not make an ass out of yourself while you’re there. How? Just stop doing the following gym no-no’s that we already know you’re probably doing…
Checking other members out eh? Listen up creeper: start training like a dog, and stop acting like a pig.
Hey, great body. Oh, and hey, bad etiquette. #NoGymSelfiesEver
Not wiping down the machines after you use them? I hope some juice monkey wipes his ass with your face then.
You get so distracted by what’s on the treadmill TV monitor, that you just stop working out and monopolize a machine that could be used by someone else.
Checking out the person’s monitor beside you and compare calories burned, resistance, RPM, etc..
… and then you start competing with them.
Very funny, asshole. Literally.
Stop this. Pronto!
Using the stretching are to check your notifications. So here’s one for you: GO HOME!
Judging someone on their form when you don’t have a leg to stand on, or in her case, a proper pair of gym shoes. #SMH
Grabbing a heavier weight than you can lift, just to seem like a tough guy.